UFO Historian
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Part 4
The Minnesota Patrol Car Mystery (Unbeamed)
Alpha Zeta recounts the 1979 Minnesota patrol car UFO incident, revealing it was caused by a cosmic flashlight test gone wrong, then gifts the deputy high-tech sunglasses and a shock-proof stopwatch. -
Part 3
The Great Falls UFO Curveball
Alpha Zeta reveals the famous Great Falls UFO movie showed his errant pitching drones. After the mix-up, Nick Mariana gets tickets, a UFO-ball, but Alpha still owes him popcorn. -
Part 2
Roswell: The Picnic Plate Plot Twist
Alpha Zeta recounts the 1947 Roswell incident, revealing the 'flying disc' was a lost Zeta picnic plate, while humans substituted a weather balloon. The legend—and souvenirs—persist today. -
Part 1
The Great 1947 Pizza Drone Mix-Up
Alpha Zeta recounts Kenneth Arnold's 1947 UFO sighting near Mount Rainier, revealing those speedy crescent crafts were actually Zeta pizza delivery drones lost on Earth.